Location: Wilsonville..North Side suckka!! (Locals only)

Aliases: Full Throttle, Weasel, Thunder Lips.

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/dustincook/

Training:

• 12 years of shaving my upper lip with conventional Razor.
• I used to own 3 men and a baby on VHS.
• Spent 18 years in Albany, OR.

Acomplishments:

• Born into the Cook Family.
• Landed a super Hot Wife who finds the Mustache irresistable!
• With some good friends led a Mustache Army for 4 years now.
• Completed a Mustache inspired album.

Other info:

• I love suede.
  I hate Stuffed Animals.
  I love seude Stuffed animals.
  I Hate the taste of Brut Cologne.
  I find the Smell of Brut Cologne Drinkable.
  I Hate Broccoli.
  Yet...I Hate Broccoli.
  I love the TV show Alf.
  I hate TV commercials with ALF in it.
  I love Baywatch.
  I love Baywatch Nights!